Bandy The Rodeo Clown	

Who was once a bull hooking son of a gun                  
Now who keeps a pint hid out behind chute number one
Who was ridin high till a pretty girl rode him to the ground
Any kid knows where to find me 
I'm Bandy the rodeo clown
                                                                  
In the ridin and the ropin I was closin in on number on    
Now in dreams at night I ride on that silver saddle 
I never won. 
Since she left me the whiskey takes me to the rodeo
grounds, 
Where the cowboys think I'm handy 
I'm Bandy the rodeo clown.

(Chorus)
I could ride em all                                            
The bulls and the broncs knew I was boss 
But the ride that woman took me on broke a whole lot more Than this old cowboy's bones.
  
While the tears on my makeup melts my painted smile into a frown.  
The crowd thinks I'm a dandy 
I'm Bandy the rodeo clown

(Repeat chorus and last verse to end)