I can sleep when I'm dead I got a little game that I play And I call it "Try to beat the morning paper home" I ain't very good but I get a lot of practice, Even won once a month ago Of course there was a girl involved that wasn't gonna let me rest But I've always said I can sleep when I'm dead [Chorus] If there's somethin' goin' on within a hundred miles from home, Ya gonna hear my V-8 sing Long as I can beat the train and they got a passing lane, Baby, I ain't gonna miss a thing Life's too fun and I'm too young and the night ain't over yet Like I said I can sleep when I'm dead It ain't no fun if ya ain't got money So I always make it in to work The trick is to leave at least a half an hour To brush my teeth and change my shirt Keep a closet full of Red Bull and Visine to hide the red I don't need the rest, I can sleep when I'm dead [Chorus] When I get tired, I'll go to bed All that I can say is that it hasn't happened yet [Chorus] (I ain't even tired yet)