Redneck Mother	

He was born in West Virginia (Oklahoma),
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
'Cause his mother made him what he is.
 
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Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.              
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well you know he sure like to drink that lonestar beer,
chase it with Wild Turkey bourbon liquor;
He's got a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
With a gun rack, and I'd rather step in shit
Than smoke his bumper sticker

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Well, 
M is for the mudflaps of my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird (Texas)
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

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